He’s A Billiards Wizard - Landon Shuffett
So a pre-pubescent towheaded boy comes up to you and says he can shoot a cueball to flip a dime into a shotglass.
I’m reminded of Sky Masterson from Guys And Dolls:
One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not [...]
